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. . . They bawled at me in the most vicious manner imaginable! "where the phone?" shouted one, "where your laptop?" called the other! I made to pretend as though i didn't really comprehend what they where actually communicating, until the disposed enormous shower line, which they had collected from our bathroom landed on my scalp! For a moment i felt ethreal, then i was thrust violently back into the harsh reality! I saw my broken self pointing to where the phone was hidden beneath my matress and they eventually made me give it to them without much ado. As for the laptop, God saved me, because i hadn't bought one at that time, though i had already arranged for one.
After thier futile attempts to get me to give up the "imaginary laptop" they made me lie on the bed facedown. I was almost suffocating whilst one of them kept gaurd over me. The fool, repeatedly hit my head, just for fun with the shower line, when ever i made to gasp for air as i was suffocating, accusing me of trying to see his face- a face hidden behind a sock.
By this time they had gone into my parents room, looting and threatning as they went. I even heard them searching through our belts, shoes and watches, picking the most valuble ones! Then came the BIG SMOKE! Jeez! I never knew humans could smoke this much! For over an hour they sat in the corridor leading to the bedrooms and smoked thier brains off on "IGBO" (a locally made cigaratte). The whole house was literally oozing with smoke that we all became intoxicated!
They then locked us within the house from outside, whilst creating the impression they were still in our homes. . . Until we started to hear SCREAMS from our neigbours wife. . . THEN, THE WORST HAPPENED. . . . To be continued. . . .
On another note: Am not PLEASED with the way GLOBACOM Nigeria slashed thier comonth blackberry Internet Sucription data bundle from 3GB to a mere 1GB! I have always been an avid campainger and one man router for this network brand up until this decrease last month. The peeving part is that we still have to pay the same N1,400 monthly! It just doesn't sound buisness wise as alot of people i have met, + my gigantic contact list of people on BBM and blog readers, have been complaining displeasingly and suggesting a massive move to other network providers. As it stands now am tempted to leave my once beloved network for a more reasonable offer as it is duely unfair to pay for what most other network providers offer at a cheaper rate, and with even higher data caps!
. . . They bawled at me in the most vicious manner imaginable! "where the phone?" shouted one, "where your laptop?" called the other! I made to pretend as though i didn't really comprehend what they where actually communicating, until the disposed enormous shower line, which they had collected from our bathroom landed on my scalp! For a moment i felt ethreal, then i was thrust violently back into the harsh reality! I saw my broken self pointing to where the phone was hidden beneath my matress and they eventually made me give it to them without much ado. As for the laptop, God saved me, because i hadn't bought one at that time, though i had already arranged for one.
After thier futile attempts to get me to give up the "imaginary laptop" they made me lie on the bed facedown. I was almost suffocating whilst one of them kept gaurd over me. The fool, repeatedly hit my head, just for fun with the shower line, when ever i made to gasp for air as i was suffocating, accusing me of trying to see his face- a face hidden behind a sock.
By this time they had gone into my parents room, looting and threatning as they went. I even heard them searching through our belts, shoes and watches, picking the most valuble ones! Then came the BIG SMOKE! Jeez! I never knew humans could smoke this much! For over an hour they sat in the corridor leading to the bedrooms and smoked thier brains off on "IGBO" (a locally made cigaratte). The whole house was literally oozing with smoke that we all became intoxicated!
They then locked us within the house from outside, whilst creating the impression they were still in our homes. . . Until we started to hear SCREAMS from our neigbours wife. . . THEN, THE WORST HAPPENED. . . . To be continued. . . .
On another note: Am not PLEASED with the way GLOBACOM Nigeria slashed thier comonth blackberry Internet Sucription data bundle from 3GB to a mere 1GB! I have always been an avid campainger and one man router for this network brand up until this decrease last month. The peeving part is that we still have to pay the same N1,400 monthly! It just doesn't sound buisness wise as alot of people i have met, + my gigantic contact list of people on BBM and blog readers, have been complaining displeasingly and suggesting a massive move to other network providers. As it stands now am tempted to leave my once beloved network for a more reasonable offer as it is duely unfair to pay for what most other network providers offer at a cheaper rate, and with even higher data caps!