LMAO! I don come again, its been a while since i told you guys one of these my funny but real personal life stories... Most guys out there, has at one time or another gotten their ass whooped (as in beaten) by a woman....Okay you are denying it? A woman hasn't beaten you before? Oya calm down and read my own story with a bottle of Alomo...lols...
This one happened in my secondary school back then in Warri. I was this cool guy then sha, with my intimidating frame, but you know growing up then nah, even if you were the most Ajebutter, at times you just can't avoid wahala. The gist begins with one of my first class fights back then...lols... Looking back at it i feel sooooo embarrassed, So this was what actually happened;
There was this new chick in my class then i think JSS 1 or 2, who was way older than most of us and had this fierce low cut that reminds one of a giraffe! This chick whose name was Blah-Blah-Blah, was so scary looking that even the big guys in my class avoided her, but as pa badoo wey i be, i refused to join the crowd! Blah-blah-blah usually sat behind me in class and had this group of crazy friends that were core noise makers. One day...lols... She and her friends were doing what they knew how to d best when i turned around and told the fierce looking blah-blah-blah to SHUT UP! She was stunned and was like
"Are you talking to?"
I was like...
"how many of you are there?"
and an obviously angry Blah-blah-blah, started forming ferociousness oh! She told me not to step on her toes unless she would crush me. By this time the whole class was already caught unto the tension and were waiting for the ice to break. Blah-blah-blah warned me again, this time wagging a finger at my face and repeating that she was going to crush me. Me too get reputation na, so i told her that the toes she was talking about was it those ugly ones of hers that looked like that of a hippo? The class roared in laughter! But i don enter one chance be that! Because like a Ninja, i saw Blah-blah-blah, whose super heavy boobs made her look like a weight lifter jump out of her desk and come around to mine. Next thing i saw was the ceiling... I guess i didn't eat well that day....lols... Well the rest na history!
Blah-blah-blah wherever you are, just know that i let you beat me that day, you hear? *Chuckles*